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Carried away by a moonlight shadow~
I put soap in a microwave~ [link]
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If you lived in France for five years, you'd speak French. But I'm not IN France. I'm here, so I speak fuck.
-Neil Simon, Laughter on the 23rd floor
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★☆★☆★☆★☆
it's mythological and yet modern at the same time
I dont want to sound like im too... fangirl-y, but you're a genius!
this is really sad, but really wonderful. great jorb
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Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ball gown. ~Demetri Martin
Wonderful work. The detail is immaculate.
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Wicked Lunacy Darkness for the hell of it.
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Life is uncertain, have dessert first!
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"There's not enough pot to go to
92% of the teenage population,
You're all Fucking Retarded."
-lololol stolen from somebody
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To me the grass is always greener, where you water it. ~My history teacher
Imagination is immortal~ Me
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