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Were I from Middle Earth by hibbary Were I from Middle Earth by hibbary
I think I'd be half-elf, half-dwarf. Running around in the woods and looking at gross stuff is my favorite past time. However, I am not freakishly beautiful, graceful, or obsessed with fashion. I hoard semi-precious stones and majored in metalsmithing. I have a touchy dwarvish pride but am also extremely silly and like to compose songs on the fly about whatever is going on at the time. Anyone who knows me personally knows how fitting this is. :D


As you know, dwarf ladies have beards. I never gave bearded ladies much thought until I stumbled across CocoRosie. Fuck. Yes. Now I can't get enough.

I have a sudden urge to listen to Cher. Half-breed, that's all I ever hee-eaard...
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:iconlollicherries:
lollicherries Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014
Excellent!
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:iconold-marcie1234:
Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
I'm a dwarf-hobbit hybrid. I go by Dudda.
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:iconkallios:
Kallios Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
hmm... I think you and Tom Bombadil would be best friends :)
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:iconforeverartsy:
ForeverArtsy Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It seems like a novel idea being half dwarf and half elf but the two races hate each other so much I don't think it would happen and I don't think it's even possible O.O
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Professional General Artist
haw! Back in the Norse days, elves and dwarves were sometimes interchangeable. Crazy how warped the mythology has become.
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:iconforeverartsy:
ForeverArtsy Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah I guess it has gotten weird. I had been thinking of that pairing but then I was like no that wouldn't work. So I made myself a half dwarf half human.
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:iconveinne:
veinne Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Looks like Radagast. ;)
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:iconprotoprimus:
protoPrimus Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Professional General Artist
Looks like Radagast the Brown at a younger age.
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:iconlonemtnwolf:
Lonemtnwolf Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awww! :D
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:iconrathika:
Rathika Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
"Haters gonna hate."
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:iconalkven:
Alkven Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
You remembered me Radagast the brown))
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:iconcontrast-kitsune:
Contrast-Kitsune Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Student General Artist
the unabashed majesty
:iconyesyoucanplz:
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:iconanotalenthack:
anotalenthack Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
Wait, do you still have that octopus head-rag?
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Professional General Artist
I do. But it's all full of holes :(
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:iconredcoatcat:
redcoatcat Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
LOL this is amazing! XD
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Sombraluz-Images Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Professional General Artist
XD cute!
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:iconludichris1:
Ludichris1 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist
xD
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:icondeeed:
deeed Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
This totally suits you. I can very easily picture you running around the wood looking like this.
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:iconempressaki:
Empressaki Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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redambrosia Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, if dwarvish ladies have beards, but elves can't grow them, wouldn't you end up with a sparse beard, rather than a full, thick beard?

We can the dwarf-elf the "dwelf", after we had an idiotic dwarf that got himself turned into an elf. :lol:
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Professional General Artist
naaahhh thick beards are a dominant trait :P
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:iconredambrosia:
redambrosia Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol ok :lol:
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:iconyamiamayana:
YamiAmayana Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
Pffft. This is great!
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:iconk9battlecry:
K9battlecry Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Student General Artist
WIN! Bearded ladies represent! XD :lmao:
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Black-Wren Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
Meanwhile all the elves and dwarves scream in horror at the thought of how you came to be and promptly hide their women.

Though, the dwarves really needn't have bothered. The elves never did figure out who their women were anyway.
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Professional General Artist
Oh HO! Maybe it was an elf dude with a dwarf dame! He just... didn't realize it..
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:iconblack-wren:
Black-Wren Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
Elf women stare at guilty elf dude: Just how drunk were you?!

Dwarf woman all dreamy eyed is found rememberance.
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:iconlynxwing:
Lynxwing Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Pure. Win.
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bear48 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Professional
This make me think of an old boss


Nice job
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:iconlupinator:
Lupinator Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
I pretty much love this to death haha. It all makes sense now!
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:iconyami-neko-tsuki:
Yami-Neko-Tsuki Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
You need a hoard of small animals.
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:icontesseri-shira:
Tesseri-Shira Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
This kinda makes me want to stuff you into a tree trunk and demand you make cookies, but I dont think the ents would appreciate that. :P
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Professional General Artist
:D You're sick! SICK!!
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:icontesseri-shira:
Tesseri-Shira Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
come on keebler-girl! I want a snickerdoodle!
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:iconvioletwhirlwind:
VioletWhirlwind Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe...now I have that song stuck in my head. XD
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:iconranger-wana-be:
Ranger-wana-be Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Student Artist
xD okay... I snorted salsa out my nose :XD: so.... yeah.
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Professional General Artist
OUCH!! Was it spicy?
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:iconranger-wana-be:
Ranger-wana-be Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Student Artist
Naw pretty mild... but still xD
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SgtAngua Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
haha! This is pretty awesome; yup, you do sound exactly like a half-dwarf half-elf!
Diggin' the beard!
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:icongunitneko:
GunItNeko Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's pretty awesome. (nods)
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:iconinistrife:
IniStrife Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe, you would be a pal of Tom Bombadil :D
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Professional General Artist
That would be pretty sweet!
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:iconinistrife:
IniStrife Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
downrigth awesome, if you ask me~ <now I become jelous>
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:iconangelicophelia:
AngelicOphelia Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
XD this made me almost snort my food...
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Professional General Artist
You were ensorcelled by my beard, weren't you...
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:iconangelicophelia:
AngelicOphelia Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
Yes...I can't stop staring at it...it's just so...full... *drools*
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Professional General Artist
So full of leaves and bugs? Yes, I know. :D I keep a well-stocked beard.
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:iconangelicophelia:
AngelicOphelia Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
No bird poop?? XD
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:icontouchedvenus:
TouchedVenus Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Hahaha, I LOVE it. That beard is perfect~ :lmao:
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:iconpokii-kun:
Pokii-kun Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012   Digital Artist
Would that be called a Dwelf, I guess?
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