Were I from Middle Earth

I think I'd be half-elf, half-dwarf. Running around in the woods and looking at gross stuff is my favorite past time. However, I am not freakishly beautiful, graceful, or obsessed with fashion. I hoard semi-precious stones and majored in metalsmithing. I have a touchy dwarvish pride but am also extremely silly and like to compose songs on the fly about whatever is going on at the time. Anyone who knows me personally knows how fitting this is.


As you know, dwarf ladies have beards. I never gave bearded ladies much thought until I stumbled across CocoRosie. Fuck. Yes. Now I can't get enough.

I have a sudden urge to listen to Cher. Half-breed, that's all I ever hee-eaard...