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When you're sitting on a mountain and your butt... by hibbary When you're sitting on a mountain and your butt... by hibbary
spawned from a pseudo-conversation in my journal.

Probably elves really do get diarrhea but they're so invested in being sexy and perfect that anything unsexy causes them terrible shame. Dwarves, bless their bearded little hearts, aren't put off by bodily functions.

Maybe I'm old and weird, but I'm more interested in the point in a relationship where a friend/partner/whatever isn't put off by unpleasant details about someone. Old couples who can talk about their bowel movements are more 'romantic' than emotionally unintelligent kids leaving greasy hand prints on car windows and then conveniently dying before the puppy-love stage is over.

A friend who's willing to hold your hair back while you vomit is a real friend indeed. .....Which Gimli will probably have to do shortly because I get the feeling his 'dwarvish cure' is just going to cause it to come out of both ends.

Here are some of the other Legolas and Gimli comics:





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:icongildawraith:
Gildawraith Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LOL
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:iconradu-b:
Radu-B Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you are some kind of dark and terrible genius
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:iconbluari:
Bluari Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
oh, Hibb, you became so direct lately. And I love it ;]
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:iconisen-vinter:
Isen-Vinter Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
XD oh dear first the story then your explanation...my tummy is hurting from all the laughing...XD
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girlonwantedposters Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
Oh my. O.o
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:iconladyof7sins:
LadyOf7Sins Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Things you've said are so true, you know? (eh, of course you know...)
Eh, this is so sweet. The last two panels just made me "AWWW!" TvT
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:icongudruna:
gudruna Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
"the trots " love this
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:iconaltysay:
Altysay Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xD This is great, I love these two.
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:iconnominus-expers:
Nominus-Expers Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
I don't think you're old and weird. I think it kind of sucks that our culture has no place for intimacy that doesn't involve sex. Most people are loveable at their best. It takes a whole different level of love for a person to still love them at their worst.
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Katnyx Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
I came for the art. I lol'd and faved when I read "I get the feeling his 'dwarvish cure' is just going to cause it to come out of both ends."
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:iconaelthwyn:
aelthwyn Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
heheh... I totally agree with you about it being real love when you're not put off by the unpleasant details :aww:
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:iconsilversugar:
SilverSugar Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...so tweasure your wuv... Even if it isn't always pretty. Seriously Hibbary, this whole comic (and artist's comments) made my night.
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
HA HA HA HA YESSSSS. What a goofy movie/book. So awesome.
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Sombraluz-Images Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
Awesome. :XD:
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MiahTheStormWolf Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
My best friend qualifies. I cut the end of my finger off when I was ten and she brought it to the hospital with my family so it could be reattached. On another note, those doctors in Indianapolis are amazing! They worked so quickly and well that I still have feeling in the tip of that finger!
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:iconkasonsama:
KasonSama Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well I don't know. I mean if you put into account how long an elf lives....they probably stop caring...
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
Maybe so. The book elves are very silly and probably don't care. I was more poking fun at PJ's super-elegant elves.
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KasonSama Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xD they do seem that way. The ironic thing it that LOTR was playing the other day and every time I saw Legolas I had to choke back my giggles...
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:iconhibbary:
hibbary Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional General Artist
Uuuuh ooooh. :D
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:iconentraya:
Entraya Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Because Legolas and Gimli are two very unlikely companions, yet the greatest friends in the whole of middle earth
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:iconabolished-pride:
Abolished-Pride Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lols! I was laughing till the end!
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ShinigamisPet Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
^_^ I agree! Real friends know the sounds of impending gastrointestinal distress, and they hang out to 1) laugh with you at the horrible sounds you're about to make, 2) make sure the bathroom is nice and warm for your move in, and 3) will run to the store to grab some modern cures.
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DevilChildVorn Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Student Photographer
A million likes for the comments lol
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Katarjana Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Student General Artist
:heart: this, :heart: your thoughts, :heart: legolasxgimli.
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Treyos Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I lolled. ;) Elves probably have a million euphuisms for bodily functions so that they don't actually have to talk about it. And I totally agree with you regarding romance. Part of the fun is being able to talk about anything and everything and still find your partner sexy. ;)
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felinewyvern Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
I'm with ~JARM13 on this one :D
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beefeebrillate Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012   Filmographer
I FRIKEN LOVE THIS SO MUCH
SO. VERY. MUCH.
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:iconjarm13:
JARM13 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Still laughing , you really have a good point . Been there doing that . Wore out the Tee shirt .
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:iconaistar:
Aistar Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012   General Artist
I don't want anyone pulling my hair when I vomit <.<
That would only be painful
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:iconmiggea:
miggea Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I you like warts and all relationships you should watch a french film called "Romantics Anonymous" its super sweet and about these two people loving each other because of their faults!
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NightOfTheWolf Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
Oh and happy holidays!
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:iconnightofthewolf:
NightOfTheWolf Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
So true! :D
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missplanette Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Good concept, super cute! And also well said. :)
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Tazihound Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
hahaha love this concept.
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0L50NJ4 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought I was the only one who thought like this.
I'm so RELIEVED I'm not alone! :D :hug: :love: :hug: :D
Thanks so much for posting this.
:D :hug: :love: :hug: :D
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Rajani-Blake Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i don't mind talkin about bodily functions. i wish more people did. i have a terrible fear of vomit tho. i cant do it. :/ i can talk about it but actually being around someone while they do it, hearing it, or smelling it. i have nightmare that people are trying to vomit on me or on m bed or around me. i know odd....but anything other than that i've got your back. i really like this idea. you are wonderful!
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xLapinasx Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
The comic was adorable and funny. And the artist's comment made me think of my relationship with my wife. Looks like we've the definition for YEARS before getting married :D
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Shippuden23 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
That was weird, hilariou and kind of adorable (in a silly comic sort of way) all at the same time :laughing:
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Sukanar Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD omg! teehee poor legolas XD

but on a serious note, i totally agree with everything youve said. :3 o dont mind the cute puppy-love stage... but wit hmy family. you kinda gotta get use to not having any personal space, so someone who is comfortable with talking about that kinda stuff, or heck, even doing that in front of me is awesome in my book! :D why i lub my hubby <3
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ddsgale Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hehe, this was absolutely hilarous~ XD

And I have to agree with you, I guess I'm just mentally old but really. 98% of a true relationship doesn't include sex and PDA. It includes going to the grocery store, doing the laundry, falling asleep on the couch together after a long day of work, and holding each other's hair when you puke. Though I don't have to hold my fiancÚ's hair because he shaves his head, he's held mine many times for many reasons spanning from morning sickness to too damn much absinthe. It's all the little simple moments that are the sweetest.
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starluck Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
Had a friend say once that "Real love is having a friend hold back your hair while you barf." XDD
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KitsuneTails Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's so freakin' cute XD
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Koeyohte Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haven't seen or read the book, but I liked this art because of your comment, as many others have said :) I feel the same way. Most people fall into infatuation and never true love and therefore fall out of it would never be the person at your back when in the midst of a "gross" crisis. I know I am one of those people for my boyfriend and he definitely is for me. And it takes quite a bit, I have found, to truly love and appreciate someone to where they are the only and only and that you really will always be there for them.

You aren't weird, just one of few people who understand true relationships, of any kind, and are truly there for those you care for :)
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Ludichris1 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist
lolXD
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Canadian-Rainwater Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Professional Filmographer
You hit the nail on the head with your artist's comment, and I commend you for it. Oh, well. I live happy in the knowledge that the impressionable youth of our generation, raised on those sappy "true wuv" movies, will fall and fall hard when they realize it's not all unicorns and roses out there.
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Cynthi-art Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
A friend of mine went camping, as he had to go for the poop-a-loops he ran into the forest, took off his pants and leaned on a tree, then proceeded with the "plan". As he finished he stood up and when he put up his pants he noted something felt wrong. He had pooped on his underwear and therefore brought her "masterpiece" back to him when he put his pants on again.

Im not sure why, but i thought id share this story (true story)
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BloodhoundYellow Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
I'm not ever put off by toilet jokes or anything like that. In fact, I LOVE IT. One of the most hilarious things in the world. My brother and I discuss about crap sometimes and it's heartwarming to me that I can share that with someone and not gross them out. If only more people were more open to that....
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RivkaZ Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012   Digital Artist
This is adorable and also hilarious and perfect in the eyes of Erdu UNLIKE BODILY FUNCTIONS OF SHAME. XD
Dwarves, man. :heart:
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MadMother88 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol
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Henrieke Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
We've been like that almost from the start, haha.
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