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My photography course at Hogwarts

Fri Jan 11, 2013, 3:55 AM
Uuuugh you guys, my sleep has been so terrible. I woke up out of a pretty entertaining dream, though.

I was taking a photography class at Hogwarts and Snape was our teacher. I think Ron and Harry might also have been in our class but I never did see them. Our assignment at the time was to get ten outstanding photographs of animals in their natural habitat and he told us we had to roll up our pant-legs and go wading in a swamp full of alligators and poisonous snakes if we hoped to get any good ones. He meant this literally. This was our assignment. (Oh, Snape! :D )

So I actually did it; I took off my shoes and wandered into the bog, dodging snakes and snapping away. I took so long about it that I missed the start of critique and I sort of ran into Snape with some of my classmates on a bridge while I was headed back to the castle. He was reviewing their photos (and grading ruthlessly, as he does). He saw me and said, "What are you doing? You knew we had critique."

I answered, "Yeah, I know. I'm not ready. I want to say I have ten good ones but it was dark in the swamp and I think I had my aperture set all wrong. I know this is going to affect my grade. Is there any way I can make it up? Maybe get some extra credit?"

He said, "I think there is."  

So we cut class then and there, went to a bar, got a little shitfaced, and took these incredibly goofy staged photos of the two of us having weirdly overacted conversations. We were supposed to be criminals in a speakeasy engaged in dirty dealings involving money and liquor. I'm pretty sure one of us was wearing pinstripes. Maybe both of us. ( I have a very strong suspicion we never showed these photos to anyone afterward. )

It was good. Good times.

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LadyOf7Sins Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
Hibbary, why are your dreams so cool? TAT
My dreams are usually pretty much the same. I'm a fire mage and have a fire dragon and travel across some LotR-like land. The plot is like from some bad TV series, through :XD:
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meganbednarz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013   General Artist
WOW that was a very entertaining dream!
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akimaysuxx Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Simply. Awesome. XD
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SweetButtermilk Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my, that is rather hilarious. You should totally make a silly comic about it! Sounds like good material to me. :)
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bear48 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Professional
Far freaking out
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AllyCatAussie Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
This. This makes me wish I could dream.
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SapphireGamgee Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I wish my dreams made this much sense. Wow...
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The-Lost-Hope Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Student General Artist
Whoa that's an awesome dream XD
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Jen-Foxworth Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Student General Artist
DREAM OF AWESOME
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neszer Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013
I.LOVE.IT!

:D oh Snape! <3
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